Discussion:
Fake press conference this evening
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Sid9, Liberal
2004-04-13 16:49:16 UTC
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Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.

Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters, no doubt
carefully marking where the friendly
reporters are.

Count on NO tough questions and
nothing he hasn't been coached and
prepared for in advance
Bruce Olin
2004-04-13 17:19:16 UTC
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Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters, no doubt
carefully marking where the friendly
reporters are.
Count on NO tough questions and
nothing he hasn't been coached and
prepared for in advance
And now we hear that the first 15 minutes will be taken up by a song and
dance number.

Bruce Olin
Badlander
2004-04-13 17:35:32 UTC
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Post by Bruce Olin
And now we hear that the first 15 minutes will be taken up by a song and
dance number.
Bruce Olin
That song and dance will actually be sbliminal programming designed to keep
the right-wing leaning minds filled with the desire to keep swallowing loads
of Bush's bullshit without relying on fact or evidence!
Chris the Liberal
2004-04-13 22:26:46 UTC
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Post by Bruce Olin
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters, no doubt
carefully marking where the friendly
reporters are.
Count on NO tough questions and
nothing he hasn't been coached and
prepared for in advance
And now we hear that the first 15 minutes will be taken up by a song and
dance number.
Bruce Olin
..... by John Ashcroft.
Figaro
2004-04-13 22:45:51 UTC
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Post by Chris the Liberal
Post by Bruce Olin
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters, no doubt
carefully marking where the friendly
reporters are.
Count on NO tough questions and
nothing he hasn't been coached and
prepared for in advance
And now we hear that the first 15 minutes will be taken up by a song and
dance number.
Bruce Olin
..... by John Ashcroft.
It's called "The Eagle Shits". After the conference, the press corps will
line and take turns giving Bush a blow job.

Figaro
Thomas Trust
2004-04-13 17:38:30 UTC
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And that's that. Upon conclusion however, the liberals will spew more lies
on top of their old lies. They can't seem to help themselves.
Server 13
2004-04-13 17:42:06 UTC
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Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that.
Hasn't been held yet. lol
Cowboy Neal
2004-04-13 18:25:40 UTC
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Post by Server 13
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that.
Hasn't been held yet. lol
But all of the allowed questions and the repsonses have already been
scripted.
Tempest
2004-04-13 21:31:42 UTC
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Post by Cowboy Neal
Post by Server 13
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that.
Hasn't been held yet. lol
But all of the allowed questions and the repsonses have already been
scripted.
Helen Thomas has been kidnapped and is being held in a closet in the White House.
PentaQuark
2004-04-14 20:12:54 UTC
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Post by Tempest
Post by Cowboy Neal
Post by Server 13
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that.
Hasn't been held yet. lol
But all of the allowed questions and the repsonses have already been
scripted.
Helen Thomas has been kidnapped and is being held in a closet in the White House.
No, she is under the stairs - fulfilling her image as America's second troll.
Albright has first seat.
PentaQuark
2004-04-14 20:11:56 UTC
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Post by Cowboy Neal
Post by Server 13
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that.
Hasn't been held yet. lol
But all of the allowed questions and the repsonses have already been
scripted.
Bullshit - you are a liar. Bush was freestyling for 1/2 of the news
conference. He marked the point in his speech where it went
unscripter.

I noticed that you didn't take the time to admit what you assumed was
wrong, so I am more than happy to correct you.
GW Chimpzilla
2004-04-14 20:46:02 UTC
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Post by PentaQuark
Post by Cowboy Neal
Post by Server 13
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that.
Hasn't been held yet. lol
But all of the allowed questions and the repsonses have already been
scripted.
Bullshit - you are a liar. Bush was freestyling for 1/2 of the news
conference. He marked the point in his speech where it went
unscripter.
I noticed that you didn't take the time to admit what you assumed was
wrong, so I am more than happy to correct you.
Try 'correcting' with some facts rather than the bs you're pulling out of the
air.
Thomas Trust
2004-04-15 01:22:28 UTC
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Post by GW Chimpzilla
Post by PentaQuark
Post by Cowboy Neal
Post by Server 13
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that.
Hasn't been held yet. lol
But all of the allowed questions and the repsonses have already been
scripted.
Bullshit - you are a liar. Bush was freestyling for 1/2 of the news
conference. He marked the point in his speech where it went
unscripter.
I noticed that you didn't take the time to admit what you assumed was
wrong, so I am more than happy to correct you.
Try 'correcting' with some facts rather than the bs you're pulling out of the
air.
Shut up you ignorantly blind fuck! There were at LEAST 15 questions from
liberal reporters asking, "Will you admit you were wrong, yada, yada,
yada....?"

So much for objective and substantive reporting huh?
Voter
2004-04-13 20:11:07 UTC
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Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that. Upon conclusion however, the liberals will spew more lies
on top of their old lies. They can't seem to help themselves.
The president could no longer evade the inevitable. As painful a decision
as it must have been for his staff to have him appear before reporters to
answer questions, his silence was doing him more harm. He'll eat up time
with his opening statement, and if this press conference follows the format
of the few he has done, it will be well scripted. He will have a diagram of
the media seating arrangement, with the "friendly" reporters circled in
red. His answers will be general and sweeping. The hope is that he can get
through the 45 minutes unscathed. It will be interesting to see.
PentaQuark
2004-04-14 20:14:20 UTC
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Post by Voter
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that. Upon conclusion however, the liberals will spew more lies
on top of their old lies. They can't seem to help themselves.
The president could no longer evade the inevitable. As painful a decision
as it must have been for his staff to have him appear before reporters to
answer questions, his silence was doing him more harm. He'll eat up time
with his opening statement, and if this press conference follows the format
of the few he has done, it will be well scripted. He will have a diagram of
the media seating arrangement, with the "friendly" reporters circled in
red. His answers will be general and sweeping. The hope is that he can get
through the 45 minutes unscathed. It will be interesting to see.
It was interesting - interesting that he marked the point where things
went unscripted, and I didn't see any of you humbugs on here
correcting your wrong assumptions.

I know Bush spends a lot of time practicing looking good with those
NPR reporters.....
Voter
2004-04-14 20:53:14 UTC
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Post by PentaQuark
Post by Voter
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that. Upon conclusion however, the liberals will spew more lies
on top of their old lies. They can't seem to help themselves.
The president could no longer evade the inevitable. As painful a decision
as it must have been for his staff to have him appear before reporters to
answer questions, his silence was doing him more harm. He'll eat up time
with his opening statement, and if this press conference follows the format
of the few he has done, it will be well scripted. He will have a diagram of
the media seating arrangement, with the "friendly" reporters circled in
red. His answers will be general and sweeping. The hope is that he can get
through the 45 minutes unscathed. It will be interesting to see.
It was interesting - interesting that he marked the point where things
went unscripted, and I didn't see any of you humbugs on here
correcting your wrong assumptions.
I know Bush spends a lot of time practicing looking good with those
NPR reporters.....
He never answered a question. He could have been asked about the tie he was
wearing and his response would have been the same. He filibustered his way
through the 45 minutes. I can imagine the torment his staff must have been
going through offstage. He succeeded simply by making it through still
standing. He bordered on confusion a few times, and then simply slid back
to his scripted message. There was very little substance overall.
Chris the Liberal
2004-04-13 22:33:51 UTC
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Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that. Upon conclusion however, the liberals will spew more lies
on top of their old lies. They can't seem to help themselves.
Lies??? Wait until tonight when GWB unloads them on everyone...

I'm sure this press conference will be like his most absurd one where
they brought in a bunch of kids who were willing to sell their soul to
get on national television, and were prompted about which questions to ask.

Remember GWB got confused and called on them out of order == "Anne,
don't you have a question?"
Anne was so confused because it wasn't her turn to ask the specified
question she went into a panic and ALMOST asked a question to which George
didn't have the answer. Fortunately for the dummy, she eventually
recovered and asked the right question.

But just look this evening, and see how many familiar faces you DON'T
see.
PentaQuark
2004-04-14 20:16:20 UTC
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Post by Chris the Liberal
Post by Thomas Trust
And that's that. Upon conclusion however, the liberals will spew more lies
on top of their old lies. They can't seem to help themselves.
Lies??? Wait until tonight when GWB unloads them on everyone...
I'm sure this press conference will be like his most absurd one where
they brought in a bunch of kids who were willing to sell their soul to
get on national television, and were prompted about which questions to ask.
Remember GWB got confused and called on them out of order == "Anne,
don't you have a question?"
Anne was so confused because it wasn't her turn to ask the specified
question she went into a panic and ALMOST asked a question to which George
didn't have the answer. Fortunately for the dummy, she eventually
recovered and asked the right question.
But just look this evening, and see how many familiar faces you DON'T
see.
Funny, you were wrong.
Bush went without a net the second 1/2 of that conference and marked
the point where we went unscripted. He finished with a question from
NPR.
The only thing he could have done beyond that is invite Al Franken. I
guess Franken was at home balancing that air america checkbook. <ha>
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend <>
2004-04-13 18:28:23 UTC
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On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 12:49:16 -0400, "Sid9, Liberal"
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters, no doubt
carefully marking where the friendly
reporters are.
Count on NO tough questions and
nothing he hasn't been coached and
prepared for in advance
Yup - another sorry exhibition of what is laughingly called "freedom
of the press" as the reporters politely grab their ankles. Gutless
cowards.
Submariner
2004-04-13 21:57:16 UTC
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Post by Laura Bush murdered her boy friend <>
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 12:49:16 -0400, "Sid9, Liberal"
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters, no doubt
carefully marking where the friendly
reporters are.
Count on NO tough questions and
nothing he hasn't been coached and
prepared for in advance
Yup - another sorry exhibition of what is laughingly called "freedom
of the press" as the reporters politely grab their ankles. Gutless
cowards.
If it cuts into "24" I'm slapping the first Repug I see.
PentaQuark
2004-04-14 20:07:53 UTC
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Post by Submariner
Post by Laura Bush murdered her boy friend <>
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 12:49:16 -0400, "Sid9, Liberal"
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters, no doubt
carefully marking where the friendly
reporters are.
Count on NO tough questions and
nothing he hasn't been coached and
prepared for in advance
Yup - another sorry exhibition of what is laughingly called "freedom
of the press" as the reporters politely grab their ankles. Gutless
cowards.
If it cuts into "24" I'm slapping the first Repug I see.
Tough talk.... errrr... type..
Let me run for cover.
PentaQuark
2004-04-14 20:05:07 UTC
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Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Did an excellent job thank you. Got some heartburn ? You know it was
great. May have made you sick to your stomach, but thats because you
get a sense that you are outmatched and it isn't going away. How will
you sleep ? Maybe during the day since you can't find a job - because
you spend all your time complaining about this country instead of
looking. Go find a job. Bum.
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters,
Made sure to include the NPR guy at the end who asked him if he felt
like a failure when it came to communicating. Bush served him, like he
is going to serve john ketchup.

I wish he would have asked the guy - " speaking of failure when it
comes to communications - do you feel like one since you work for
national public radio, a broadcast that cannot survive unless it is
subsidized by the American tax payers, for without your country paying
your way as you criticize and hate it, your radio station would go
down the tubes in 2 weeks, just look at Air America !"

no doubt carefully marking where the friendly reporters are.
Those were hostile questions - the majority of them were. Few
reporters were friendly. YEt - I dont see you on here correcting the
latest of your many many many mistakes and miscalculations.
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Count on NO tough questions and nothing he hasn't been coached and prepared for in advance
Wrong as a massive-two-shits liberal. He was freestyling for well over
30 minutes. He isn't as quick on his feet as say..... a cheating lying
lawyer (ref earlier administration which you yearn for) he doesn't
have to be. The man is steadfast in his beliefs and he is consistent.

Count on 4 more sid, you know he has it in the bag.
Thanks,
c
GW Chimpzilla
2004-04-14 20:42:49 UTC
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Post by PentaQuark
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Did an excellent job thank you.
Why, for no other reason than Bush is a Republican? That's a low standard, don't
you think?
Post by PentaQuark
Got some heartburn ? You know it was
great. May have made you sick to your stomach, but thats because you
get a sense that you are outmatched and it isn't going away. How will
you sleep ? Maybe during the day since you can't find a job - because
you spend all your time complaining about this country instead of
looking. Go find a job. Bum.
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters,
Made sure to include the NPR guy at the end who asked him if he felt
like a failure when it came to communicating. Bush served him, like he
is going to serve john ketchup.
I wish he would have asked the guy - " speaking of failure when it
comes to communications - do you feel like one since you work for
national public radio, a broadcast that cannot survive unless it is
subsidized by the American tax payers, for without your country paying
your way as you criticize and hate it, your radio station would go
down the tubes in 2 weeks, just look at Air America !"
no doubt carefully marking where the friendly reporters are.
Those were hostile questions - the majority of them were. Few
reporters were friendly. YEt - I dont see you on here correcting the
latest of your many many many mistakes and miscalculations.
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Count on NO tough questions and nothing he hasn't been coached and prepared
for in advance
Wrong as a massive-two-shits liberal. He was freestyling for well over
30 minutes. He isn't as quick on his feet as say..... a cheating lying
lawyer (ref earlier administration which you yearn for) he doesn't
have to be. The man is steadfast in his beliefs and he is consistent.
Count on 4 more sid, you know he has it in the bag.
Thanks,
c
Dan Kimmel
2004-04-15 02:19:07 UTC
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Post by PentaQuark
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Inspired by the Daily Show Bush,Jr
will give a make believe press conference.
Did an excellent job thank you. Got some heartburn ? You know it was
great. May have made you sick to your stomach, but thats because you
get a sense that you are outmatched and it isn't going away. How will
you sleep ? Maybe during the day since you can't find a job - because
you spend all your time complaining about this country instead of
looking. Go find a job. Bum.
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Little Bush,Jr will have a seating
chart of the reporters,
Made sure to include the NPR guy at the end who asked him if he felt
like a failure when it came to communicating. Bush served him, like he
is going to serve john ketchup.
I wish he would have asked the guy - " speaking of failure when it
comes to communications - do you feel like one since you work for
national public radio, a broadcast that cannot survive unless it is
subsidized by the American tax payers, for without your country paying
your way as you criticize and hate it, your radio station would go
down the tubes in 2 weeks, just look at Air America !"
no doubt carefully marking where the friendly reporters are.
Those were hostile questions - the majority of them were. Few
reporters were friendly. YEt - I dont see you on here correcting the
latest of your many many many mistakes and miscalculations.
Post by Sid9, Liberal
Count on NO tough questions and nothing he hasn't been coached and prepared for in advance
Wrong as a massive-two-shits liberal. He was freestyling for well over
30 minutes. He isn't as quick on his feet as say..... a cheating lying
lawyer (ref earlier administration which you yearn for) he doesn't
have to be. The man is steadfast in his beliefs and he is consistent.
Count on 4 more sid, you know he has it in the bag.
Wow, can I get some of what you're smoking? I haven't experienced a
hallucination like that in almost thirty years.

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