NefeshBarYochai
2011-02-06 18:43:50 UTC
She said she was ready for me,
Off came here panties and out came my wee.
She motioned me to mount her and do my thing,
But I was so shy because of my little tiny ding.
She saw I am a Jew circumcised and proud,
It hardened up an I went in her as she moaned real loud.
She said right there is the spot be my King,
As I rubbed that spot inside her I began to sing.
I said Hallelujah the G-d of Israel rules.
The Messiah dare not ride in one of her mules.
She said I didn’t know you were religious where did you learn that
song.
I said all Jews know it that have a big dong.
She said I’m happy and joyous to be your queen,
She said I’ll always be your queen because you have a big ween.
The Rabbi came up and said I must marry the both of you.
I said she is a Hebrew and I am a Jew.
The Rabbi told us several words to say,
He said you’re doing the right thing I’m glad you are no homo or gay.
Now we have seven children as cool as can be,
I give them Torah lessons when they sit on my knee.
Well that is all I have to say about my Hebrew gall.
I’m glad she’s not a Muslim because I couldn’t stand the smell.
Off came here panties and out came my wee.
She motioned me to mount her and do my thing,
But I was so shy because of my little tiny ding.
She saw I am a Jew circumcised and proud,
It hardened up an I went in her as she moaned real loud.
She said right there is the spot be my King,
As I rubbed that spot inside her I began to sing.
I said Hallelujah the G-d of Israel rules.
The Messiah dare not ride in one of her mules.
She said I didn’t know you were religious where did you learn that
song.
I said all Jews know it that have a big dong.
She said I’m happy and joyous to be your queen,
She said I’ll always be your queen because you have a big ween.
The Rabbi came up and said I must marry the both of you.
I said she is a Hebrew and I am a Jew.
The Rabbi told us several words to say,
He said you’re doing the right thing I’m glad you are no homo or gay.
Now we have seven children as cool as can be,
I give them Torah lessons when they sit on my knee.
Well that is all I have to say about my Hebrew gall.
I’m glad she’s not a Muslim because I couldn’t stand the smell.